庸人何必自扰

阅读与写作。

MJ逝世。
世界禁毒日。
专八证到手。
和爸妈共进晚餐，吃了一斤冰激凌。
.......

毕业一周年。
想想这一年来我都干了些啥混帐事儿。


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关于上一篇日志，我英明神勇智商180的母上大人今天竟然给出了一篇惊世骇俗的高水准译文！！！
我在Q上收到译文内容的时候顿时目瞪口呆......      （表情如右 =====》   = O =|||     ）  

现转贴如下，供大家学习，并请排队向我妈认真学习的态度致敬——


亲爱的妈妈：
我知道你可以阅读此。单击此链接几乎每天都有，不是吗？对不起，我可能已经失望你这么长时间，我没有认真写点东西。我沉迷于一些日本星，电视剧，广告和其他的东西，你想叫他们“垃圾” 。那么，它让我感到愉快！就像你看绝望的主妇每天不是你可爱的书籍。 BTW ，这真是奇妙地看到，你喜欢的节目，我很乐意为您介绍更多。另外，我想将它写下来浏览：木村拓哉抓住我的神经。我一定去教堂，如果他是耶稣。
而您更美丽，因为你面前然后开始看CSI的，和越狱。欲望城市btw是我最喜欢的，但我恐怕你不能承受的。这肯定是一种前列腺素妈妈。
伟大的幽默感，现在你！坚持在 

爱亚 



很显然，母上大人果然已经从克格勃跳槽去了CIA，年薪不详.......

（PS：基于某种技术原因，我喷那个前列腺素——PG-MOM，哈哈～）

我亲爱的母上大人，多么地与时俱进，多么地精通科技，多么地顺应潮流，我真的骄傲死了.......！！！！
（哆嗦着决定爬回去认真学习日语去.......）

BTW，今天去了趟她办公室，发现她居然在土豆上在线看《绝望的主妇》，已经看到第四季第十集了.......
科技啊科技，你果然是第一生产力.......

Dear MOM:
I know you can read this. you click this link almost every day, don't you? i'm sorry i might have disappointed you for so long that i didn't seriously write something. I was addicted to some Japanese stars, TV series, and other stuffs that you'd call them "trash". Well, it does makes me feel happy! Just like you watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES every day instead of your lovely books. BTW, it's really wonderful to see that you enjoy that show, and I'd LOVE to introduce you more. Also, i wanna write it down here: Takuya Kimura grabs my nerves. I'll definitely go to church if he were jesus.
And you're more beautiful then before since you start to watch CSI, and Prison Break. Sex and the City btw is my favorite, but i'm afraid you cannot bear that. that's definitely a PG-MOM.
great sense of humor now you've got! stick it in~

Love ya~



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亲爱的老妈：
想看懂以上内容吗？想从克格勃改行跳槽去中情局（CIA）吗？嘿嘿。。
发狠学英语吧～！

爱你的崽

1. last beverage → Water
2. last phone call → Antoo san
3. last text message → Eric Chen
4. last song you listened to → "Good Luck" Theme
5. last time you cried → can't remember

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dropped your phone in the toilet → Y
7. depended on someone → Y
8. dated someone twice → N
9. been cheated on → Y
10. kissed someone & regretted it → Y
11. lost someone special → Y
12. been depressed → Y
13. been dumped → Y

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
14. greenblack
15. red/pink
16. blue
17. white

THIS SEMESTER, HAVE YOU:
18. Made new friends → Y
19. Fallen out of love → Y
20. Laughed until you cried → can't remember
21. Met someone who changed you → Y
22. Found out who your true friends were → at least I found out who's not
23. Found out someone was talking about you → Y
24. Kissed anyone on your friend's list → N
25. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life→ all of them
26. How many kids do you want to have → 2, a boy and a girl
27. Do you have any pets → no
28. Do you want to change your name → nope
29. What did you do for your last birthday → working, and that was kinda a pathetical day
30. What time did you wake up today → 8 a.m.
31. What were you doing at midnight last night → watching a film
32. Name something you CANNOT wait for → happiness, or MacBook Air
33. Last time you saw your father → 4 hours ago on the upstairs
34. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → what major I took
35. What are you listening to right now → nothing
36. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → no
37. What's getting on your nerves right now → dunno... maybe drowze?
38. Most visited webpage → kaixin001, fanfou, xiaonei and semo portal, sometimes baidu
39. Whats your real name → u know it
40. Nicknames → "fairy"
41. Relationship Status → in a relationship
42. Zodiac sign → Leo
43. Male or female or transgendered → female
44. Elementary → Taohualun Primary School
45. Middle School → Dadukou Middle School
46. High school → Chaoyang International Experimental School
47. Hair color → black plus brown
48. Long or short → getting longer
49. Height → 5'4
50. Do you have a crush on someone → is Takuya Kimura "someone"?
51. Have you made up a missing question on a quiz? → yeah
54. How many → hard to remember
55. Righty or lefty → sorta lefty

FIRSTS :
56. First love → 15
57. First piercing → ears
58. Surgery → not yet
59. First best friends → she's gone
60. First sport you joined → running
61. First pet → a duck when I was 9 or 10
62. First vacation → currently having my "long vacation" now
63. First concert → Carnegie Hall
64. First crush → back to primary school

RIGHT NOW:
65. Eating → nothing
66. Drinking → water
67. I'm about to → go to bed
68. Listening to → what the night sounds

YOUR FUTURE:
69. Want kids → yes
70. Want to get married → yes
71. Careers in mind → dunno... maybe writing freelancer?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?:
72. Lips or eyes → lips
73. Hugs or kisses → hugs
74. Shorter or taller → taller!!!!
75. Older or Younger → older, but not too old
76. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
77. Nice stomach or nice arms → nice arms
78. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
79. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
80. Trouble maker or hesitant → hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:
81. Kissed a stranger → no
82. Dined & Dashed → yes
83. Lost glasses/contacts → yes
84. Sex on first date → yes
85. Broken someone's heart → I'm afraid yes
86. Had your own heart broken → yah
87. Been arrested → no
88. Turned someone down → yes
89. Cried when someone died → yes
90. Liked a friend that is a girl → yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
91. Yourself →yes
92. Miracles → no
93. Love at first sight → errr...
94. Heaven → well...
95. Santa Clause → oh...
96. Kiss on the first date → yes
97. Angels → yah maybe...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now → can he be Takuya Kimura, or can he looks like Takuya Kimura...? well never mind...
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → I'm afraid but yes...
100. Been in a car accident that was your best friends fault → no
101. Posting this as 101 Truths → yes



that's not too much, well....

1. 最近的趋势总是早晨9点多自然梦醒 中午燥郁得吃不下饭 晚餐前饿得人发晕 晚上边打瞌睡边亢奋着打鸡血。。。

2. 是不是打桩的工人们也要睡到9点多才醒？

3. 听来听去，还是老莫好听。

4. 老贝比老莫稍微好听点。主要是我爱Emporor。

5. 恢复平静后想打鸡血了就开始听老柴。

6. 糙米茶喝得我发晕。我到底不适合刮油。。。。

7. 我说怎么周迅也能引起饭否大好青年的关注呢，原来如此。。。。不就一个许知府么？？？？

8. 抗压能力明显下降。。。我没喝可乐啊最近？！

9. 有个vampire男朋友该事件多叼的事情！

10. 其实我更喜欢Carlisle，好charming的daddy。。。。

11. Edward还是不错的，anyway... 他在HP里演谁了？！

12. Mr. Brain刚看了第二回就梦到跟Himura大神谈恋爱，而且居然也是精灵古怪型，OMG。。。
13. 我明显比他碳。注意，不是tan。

14. 我还是很喜欢我的黄色Belle的，尤其是鞋跟。

15. 虽然很想去凤凰和阳朔，但还是暂且忍了。......

16. 我想说，我幸亏没去凑热闹，那些super girls雷死我了。。。。。。。。。。。

我房间的西北角30米——撑死也就40米——的地方——一片被房地产开发商“遗漏”了的曾经用来小角落——那个临街的位置曾经用来搭建工棚和堆放原料——今天下午终于开始打桩了！砰~！

砰！！砰砰！！！

对于如此日新月异的面貌，我不仅由衷地感到高兴，

因为随着每一下巨响，

我就看到伟大祖国现代化建设的进程又加快了一步，

我就看到万众翘首关注的GDP数字又哗啦啦上涨了~

对了，据说咱住的这片地方属于填埋地质，

打到硬土层至少也要个三四十米吧......

 

终于晒成了小麦色。还算均匀。其实相当的不均匀。

并且心平气和地回了家。

总的来说，我很happy。

接下来要为了以后的更happy，happy地努力。

明日出巡，先擢密友三四于长沙小聚，与哥嫂共话开心，次日赴京。奈京郊烈日炎炎，以西洋乐会宁心抚神，当怡然有乐。端阳之日往天津会友，尝塘沽美食，遂火车前去济南大明湖畔小住一宿。翌日赴泰山之邀，登高望日出于东海之滨，揽齐鲁风姿。直至胶湾意美，细浪如绵，清虚晨雾湿衫，复追落日于湘。翘首而待。

I know this is too early to even say it.
But I gotta write this down.

I am thinking about my birthday this year. I know it's still three months later, but I just couldn't help wondering... Is there gonna be someone with me? Is there gonna be a REAL birthday cake? It's only a symbol. Still I haven't had one in the past five years... or even longer? The thing is, I really WANT one. I actually bought myself an icecream and white chocolate topping birthday cake last year, when I was doing the stupid Beijing case during the Olympics. I didn't even light a candle. I rushed out during my 10 minutes break, found a C store and bought it, took it back to the hotel, then just ate it. I bited, and went back to work before I finished one small piece. When four hours later I finally got my job done, I saw my birthday cake abandoned on the outdoor table, with all the creams melted and mixed with rain. It was raining, later that night, and I even didn't have dinner. When about the time I should had my dinner, those mean girls from the so called 'director team' just sat there soapily eating their 'special homemade food', unconcernedly scooping the sandwich fruit in that cake right in front of my eyes -- yah, I politely asked them to taste my b-day cake, but they simply screw it with their oily disposable chopsticks.

And left the cake in the rain. Uncovered.

That is supposed to be the worst birthday I ever had.

The lucky thing is I didn't actually expect much about it, so anyway it wasn't that bad for me.